WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a cuppa and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could snap any second